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Chuck Norris, who is the most famous “blow man” in Africa, is a symbol of strength, courage, triumph and patriotism. Like Kenny Rogers, he is one of the most respected white men in Africa. Anyone who can overcome his martial arts skills and military prowess will go down in history as a true hero. At least, that’s the way the pirates see it.
Public Warning: Closet Homophobes in the Military Raping ‘Parking Boys’
Published: March 04, 2008
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Nairobi, Kenya – Following the unrest in December’s elections , some nefarious elements in Kenya’s military are using the climate as an excuse to serve their own wicked ends. Africa is a homophobic continent as a whole, and so it not manly for a man to show affection for, or to make love to another man.
And yet it is African soldiers raping small, homeless boys.
Mothers! Fear not only for your daughters, but for your sons too. All we have to say is hmmmmmmm….
*NB: This story is not meant to be funny. Everyday, Europeans, Americans and yes, even some natives come to Africa to prey on innocent and uneducated children, offering toffee in exchange for their innocence. We encourage every reader to keep an eye out and report this wicked activity!
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