Joseph Kony Unfriends Fidel Castro on Facebook
African intelligence agents uncover a rift that has formed between two axis of evil allies.
MPs Disappointed. “Obama brought no cheque”
After dozing at the house of parliament during Barack Obama's prolific speech on Africa's future, one minister woke from his slumber, wiped the drool from his mouth and queried "Ad3n? On fa sika?" (Trans: Why? He did not bring money?)
Mills hires Translator for Historic Obama Visit
After much fretting about how best not to disgrace the country with his poor grammar skills, President Atta Mills has devised a brilliant strategy. He will be hiring a translator in anticipation of Barak Obama’s historic visit to Ghana.
Zuma to Bring “Traditional” Values to Presidency
Zuma: As soon as I take office, I will institute a new campaign addressing all three subjects. The campaign is entitled: It’s not rape if she’s your wife.
Obama Patents “Change”, Limits Politician Use
It has come to the attention of Obama’s staff that many sub-Saharan countries are abusing these terms, and his administration will not stand for it.
NDC Wins Ghana Elections
JJ orders all cells in Ghana to be cleared. “I have new people to put in there!”
Why African Despots Don’t Want to Go
Sorry! Did we say “despots”? We meant “leaders” and “presidents”. Our apologies to African tyrants everywhere.
Angelina Jolie Responsible for All Conflicts
The causes of Africa’s civil unrest and poverty lie squarely in the bosom of one person…the treacherous Ms. Jolie.
Suspects in Plot to Assassinate Obama Plead Not Guilty
“We never meant to harm the White half of him.”
Diasporans React To Obama in GH so Far
The streets of Ghana have been electrified by Barack Obama's arrival on its soil. From the dusty roads of Bawku to the paved lanes of Legon, Obama Mania has taken over the country.
Obama’s Real Reason for Choosing Ghana
“It’s simply because Ghana and Obama rhyme”
Socialites: Ghana’s Elections Ruining the Holidays
Everyone knows NDC is going to start a coup if they don’t win, and nothing puts a damper on Christmas like gunfire and dead bodies.
Obama Reacts to Being Called a ‘House Negro’
Early this week Al-Qaida’s second in command, Ayman al-Zawahri, called Barack Obama a “house negro” (and nigger) in a video posted online.
