Pray For Leaders to Die – Devout Citizens
Mr. Tembo is personally hoping that Umar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir, Sudan’s president, dies of scrotal cancer.
Obama Encouraged to Rig 2008 Elections
Hoping to duplicate Africa’s successful political campaign management model, many of the continent’s presidents are encouraging Barak Obama to tap into his Kenyan roots and rig the 2008 US elections.
An Impassioned Plea for Re-Colonization
In this open letter to Britain's Prime Minister, a young Ghanaian implore the PM to implore the Queen to make all Ghanaians her royal and loyal subjects once again. It's a mesmeric piece; and may convince many African nations to retract their claim to independence.
Mugabe: Poll day Declared a Public Holiday
When you have no job, every day is a holiday.
Namibian Government Confesses that Its’ Teat is Dry
The people have suckled at the teat of the government so long that the wells have begun to run dry. All that remains is an unsightly, chapped nub of a nipple.
Sudanese Women Welcome Female US Prison Inmates
The Darfuri women received instruction in weapon construction, reconnaissance and perfecting a communal "beat down." Shanking, the act of...
Solutions Sought for Africa’s Energy Crisis
Rolling blackouts are an integral part of any major African city's framework. In fact, some might say that a country had not achieved true independence if all its utility structures were intact and reliable.
“Freedom Fighters” Claim Discrimination
Despite a continual spate of kidnappings, setting of oil fires, and adding to the misery and despair to the residents and employees in the Niger Delta, the US government and Western media refuse to brand them as terrorists.
