Obama Inauguration to Have Y2K Effect
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Worldwide – When Barack Obama becomes the 44th president of the United States of America the world will automatically become a better place.
Obama the next Neo?
The war in Darfur will end. Israel and Gaza will immediately stop trading rocket fire. As a race, we will ALL become better human beings, because hitherto, we had no inspiration or reason to do or be better. Not God, not our parents nor our ambition…only Barack Obama is responsible.
Remember when on January first, 2000, all our computers, watches, cars, airplanes, microwaves (basically anything that was operated by a computer) stopped working? Pastors and prophets said Armageddon was coming and we should all stock up on dry goods and buy generators because we would be sent back into the dark ages. “Techno-prophets” predicted pretty much the same thing. In fact, some of our MaizeBreak staff still have reserves of beans and corn dough in the basements and attics of their homes, and will be overjoyed to prepare a celebratory stew in honor of tomorrows’ festivities.
Yes, oooh! Even Oprah herself said it: We shall all be better people when Barack is in office.
Let us also join in the prophecy! Poverty will end, the planet will become green again, all your water will taste like beer at the mention of Obama’s name! Who is Jesus Christ? This is the man mankind has been waiting for…He’s our Neo.
But it is only Zimbabwe that will continue to suffer because they will not embrace Change ™.
Hey. Every prophesy has its exception.
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