Chantal Biya’s Wig/weave Demands Compensation, Recognition
Without me Chantal would be nothing! Look at me! I’m fiery, feisty red, and larger than life. Who is she without me but another half-caste African girl? I alone am responsible for her celebrity.
Obama Inauguration to Have Y2K Effect
Barack Obama will be the most magical and mystical president the world has ever seen. He will usher in an unseen era...just like Y2K did 9 years ago!
Mugabe Starts Greeting Card Line
The oppressive dictator shows a softer side with his “sarcastic but sweet” greeting cards.
Fufu Joins List of Sexy Foods
Like strawberries and cream or raw oysters, fufu has joined the world of sexy food dishes in 2008.
Only in Africa Can Total Losers Become Celebrated Winners
Africa, like America (in same cases) has a long history of rewarding those who excel in mediocrity. To foster that same spirit, the NFL (National Football League) has begun donating the t-shirts and caps of the loosing team to impoverished African countries, following the Super Bowl.
L’Oreal: Lip Plumping Gloss Based with Lead, Study Finds
L’Oreal would only comment to say that a little lead has never hurt any African. They stand by their product, declaring that it is not misleading and delivers exactly what is on the label: To dramatically transform your...
Enugu to Abuja flight
An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria. She was booked for an economy class seat.
60% of All Africans will be Lesbians by 2015
African women have begun turning to their local T.ITS to get relationship satisfaction through the "I prefer breasts campaign."
Ahoy! Abortion Ships on the Horizon!
As we know, 50% of all African children will die of AIDS, 80% of all African boys will become child soldiers, and 60% of all African girls will become sex slaves. If we can get to these kids in the womb, before they become part of the problem, we can save the continent a lot of heartache.
Gambian Woman Refuses to let Son Participate in Halloween
“I did not bring him to abroad to dress in costumes and beg white people for toffee.”
Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat
Goat-love. There are some things even we could not make up.
Ghanaians Unwittingly Swimming in Raw Sewage
I will only go back to Labadi beach if I die and return to the earth as a turd.
Let Us Help You: J.J.C.
JJCs have usually been in their host country for 2 months or less. They are often confused, wanting to assimilate and blend in as mush as possible, while trying to hold on to the things that have defined them to this point.
Liberians: Rice is No Longer En Vogue
This week, MaizeBreak caught wind of a story circulating on the BBC that Liberians have stopped eating rice. How could this be?
