Manifest is Yoooo!!!
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Atlanta, GA – Our entertainment staff was treated to a virtual concert, hosted by newcomer Amet aka Manifest at http://www.manifestmc.com. It was an evening of live entertainment that lasted 4:04 minutes. Like all big Whig journalists, the staff sought out Manifest to do a follow up interview after his concert. We like to believe if we had actually spoken to him, things would have turned out differently (but we understand why he was unable to respond for comment, given that it was 2:00 am at the time this article was written).
MB: Maaaanifest! The YouTube concert was awesome man!
Manifest:
MB: It’s really great of you to take twelve minutes to speak with us. So what was the inspiration for your performance?
Manifest:
MB: Really? We like elves in sailor suits too. When and where will your next performance be?
Manifest:
MB: Yes…my boobs are real; thanks for asking. What is your opinion on African space travel?
Manifest:
MB: Well, no, the question has nothing to do with you or your career, but I just thought I’d ask. You know…human interest and all.
The interview goes on and on like this for another twenty minutes, until we were finally ejected from Toli-land (find your local Ghanaian representative for a full description of toli).
In the meantime, Maize Break demands that Mr. Manifest answer our @#!% questions and give us our exclusive interview. After all, we are somebody too!
Bush boy.
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