Top African Conspiracies Revealed
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1. The 2008 US elections have already been rigged. - How can someone by the name of Barak Hussein Obama become president of a whole US of America? That’s like Mbufu Oriang Ndebele applying to be CFO for Wal-Mart. The white people will fear that he will steal all the money. They may let him go through the interview process, and even meet with the board of trustees, but at the end of the day, a brunette named Jill O’Hagerty already had the job from the beginning. We only wish Barak knew this too, but he has too much audacity to hope. We also hope that he will tap into his 50% African roots power to see that the elections have already been rigged!
2. AIDS was created in a lab by white people. - The only problem was, they didn’t know that it would come back to assault the white male community. That’s why they quickly gave them (the gay guys) the anti-venom, and have re-dubbed the Black woman as the face of AIDS…their original target. They also told us that AIDS came from green monkeys; which is to imply that African woman have sex with green monkeys.
3. George Bush orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. - How can someone who cannot pronounce “nuclear” give such an eloquent and inspiring speech after the “surprise” assault? Because he had been practicing for 9 months, since he became president! He thinks we don’t know…but we know.
4. China is intentionally allowing the war in Darfur to continue, and even supplying the Janjaweed with weapons - Because they want to re-settle Sudan with Chinese immigrants. These people have been eating cockroaches, lizards, cats and dogs for the last 150 years and they are tired. Sudan has rich oil fields and other natural resources. They will use all their yen to create a dessert oasis, like the Saudis did. And because the Chinese and Saudis are all wicked people, they can get along together and will use their technology to transport the whole country and resettle it on Chinese borders.
5. These Europeans think we are stupid. - That $120 million that was raised at Live Aid has still not come to us. Bob Geldof has used all the money to buy linen tunics and golden baskets for his hot air balloons. The G-8 too. They are all gangsters and fraudsters.
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