Spirit of the Lord Invoked to Release Visa
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Dakar, Senegal - Undeterred by the recent spate in visa rejections by the US embassy in Dakar, Bineta Gueye called on the power of Jesus to get the administrators to approve her visa.
“I command you in the name of JESUUUSSS!” she cried. “Loose my visa now. I say LOOOOSSSSE!!!”
Bewildered and frightened workers behind the protective panes of glass quickly stamped her passport and supporting documents to approve Gueye’s travel to the United States for a 3 month visit to her relatives.
“You know, I have been here 6 times already,” Bineta explained. “Always bringing more money. $100 application fee here. $25 processing fee here. I have to work way into the night, saving for up to a year to pay these fees.”
Benita is a groundnut seller by trade. Her weekly take home income is 2390 CFA (approximately $5.00). Before calling on Jesus, Ms. Gueye had tried more traditional methods to get her visa approved, like begging and stalking the US embassy workers. When these failed, she knew that divine intervention was the final resort.
“Well, as you can see it worked,” smiled Bineta.
Embassy workers have since intensified searches for Jesus, so as not to be so caught off guard should another applicant attempt to usher Him into their facilities.
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