Scientists, Thieves Conspire to Create “Obama-nade”
Granny Obama went back into her pantry where she kept cooking supplies and some clothing. What she discovered is something no village matriarch should have to endure. Someone had crept into her room and stolen her granny panties. All of them.
Recalled Toys Shipped to Grateful African Children
In a stunning move of generosity, the Chinese government has shipped millions of recalled toys to Africa’s shores, ringing in the yuletide season early.
Immigrant Children Confound Tooth Fairy
Immigrant African children in the Diaspora have presented a unique challenge to the Western fairies. Faithful to their forefathers’ practices, they have been tossing their old teeth on roof tops of their adopted homes… with little or no results for the last 5 years. Here's why.
World to Gift Trash to Africa
Intrigued by images of little boys with toy cars made of coat hangers in South Africa and teenagers pushing tires on sticks in the West, the rest of the world has decided to gift the continent with their rubbish.
Proper Clothing will Command Respect
"The only way to be successful in business is to be the very opposite of your competition. You have to be quick-quick! And nimble. And I think my new line of trousers says ‘Hey. I’m here, and I’m ready to be taken seriously.’”
Georgia Woos Immigrants with Cotton Picking Simulator
Civic leaders have begun to woo poor immigrants from West Africa with promises of food, shelter and clothing if they are willing to participate to their Cotton Picking Program in exchange for these items.
Access to Swiss Bank Accounts Causes Delight, Distress
In C.A.R., the political elite and merchant classes are actually rich enough to afford space boots. In fact, it’s rumored that with the money they have siphoned off from the poor and IMF, they actually DO vacation in space.
Hoteliers Lure Foreigners with Feral Chickens
White people like extreme everything. Extreme soccer, extreme bike riding, extreme-extreme! Now, an African man has devised a way to feed their extreme need by making them hunt for wild chickens.
‘Conficker’ has unintended, positive results for Zim
The southern African nation with a 231,000000% inflation (as of January) posted a massive rally on it’s stock markets when the bug hit its government databases this morning. Zimbabwe’s GDP has grown by 231,000000% in a matter of hours, making instant trillionaires out of the entire population overnight.
