Recalled Toys Shipped to Grateful African Children
In a stunning move of generosity, the Chinese government has shipped millions of recalled toys to Africa’s shores, ringing in the yuletide season early.
Ewe Scientist Unveils New Technology
Nnatubeugo Abgevo Tonyenka, commonly known in the scientific community as “N.A.T.”, has recently discovered a technical spectrum not previously known in the world of soft sciences.
Top African Conspiracies Revealed
The world thinks that Africa is just going along blindly and is not aware of its trickery. Ha ha planet! The joke is on you!
Africa Makes her 2008 New Year’s Resolutions, January 2nd.
Madagascar – The Dark Continent, also known as Mother Africa, made her New Year’s resolutions today. Speaking exclusively to MaizeBreak, she detailed her plans for 2008.
All Diamonds Are from Lesotho
Any diamonds found any place else will be referred to as "little shiny stones".
Burkina Faso All Set to Begin Exporting Bush Meat
"What we have also found is that Americans cannot tell venison from vulture...' This will bode well for us when we begin infiltrating western markets with our bush meat...."
“Dropping a Few Zeros Will Increase Consumer Confidence” - President Kufuor
When people have to carry around less cash to make daily transactions, they're just happier. And right now, your folks are using wheelbarrows to conduct business.
Spirit of the Lord Invoked to Release Visa
Before calling on Jesus, Ms. Gueye had tried more traditional methods to get her visa approved, like begging and stalking the US embassy workers.
Cassava Futures boost Africa Stock Exchange
Analysts have predicted a two point boost on the fabled Africa Stock Exchange, with the news from regional farmers that a new crop, cassava, is able to not only withstand harsh weather conditions, but even flourish during periods of drought.
Ashanti Man creates Fufu Pounding Machine
Around the Garden City, Nana Agyapong is known as a man's man. He's built a successful empire by Ghanaian standards, selling toffee, biscuits and ice cold minerals to the residents and passers-by in his neighborhood. The 43 year old trader's rise to entrepreneurship has been nothing less than inspiring.
