Green Card Emboldens Gas Attendant

On June 17th, he decided to flex his new American muscle at the BP gas station on Windy Hill Rd where he puts in long hours every day.

Ghanaians Unwittingly Swimming in Raw Sewage

I will only go back to Labadi beach if I die and return to the earth as a turd.

Soaring Fuel Prices Alter Diasporan Lifestyle

Some have hypothesized that the U.S. government has intentionally increased gas prices to force Africans back into their old ways, and perhaps even return home.

Ewe Scientist Unveils New Technology

Nnatubeugo Abgevo Tonyenka, commonly known in the scientific community as “N.A.T.”, has recently discovered a technical spectrum not previously known in the world of soft sciences.

Immigrant Children Confound Tooth Fairy

Immigrant African children in the Diaspora have presented a unique challenge to the Western fairies. Faithful to their forefathers’ practices, they have been tossing their old teeth on roof tops of their adopted homes… with little or no results for the last 5 years. Here's why.

Pray For Leaders to Die – Devout Citizens

Mr. Tembo is personally hoping that Umar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir, Sudan’s president, dies of scrotal cancer.

Fufu Joins List of Sexy Foods

Like strawberries and cream or raw oysters, fufu has joined the world of sexy food dishes in 2008.

World to Gift Trash to Africa

Intrigued by images of little boys with toy cars made of coat hangers in South Africa and teenagers pushing tires on sticks in the West, the rest of the world has decided to gift the continent with their rubbish.

Only in Africa Can Total Losers Become Celebrated Winners

Africa, like America (in same cases) has a long history of rewarding those who excel in mediocrity. To foster that same spirit, the NFL (National Football League) has begun donating the t-shirts and caps of the loosing team to impoverished African countries, following the Super Bowl.

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